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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4293 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 267 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 158 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?