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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9624 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?