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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6639 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7582 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 537 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
