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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5348 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 77 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
