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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7578 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?