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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4560 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?