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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1633 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?