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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7695 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?
