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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8401 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 226220 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?