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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3306 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?