hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Mythical Quests Completed: 37 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 452 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 218 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Zombie Dances: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 123 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Runes Activated: 2
    Dimension Hops: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Farms Harvested: 600 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Zombie Dances: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Potions Brewed: 141
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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