Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Divine Spears Created: 21 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1151 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

    GenoTurkey Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9701
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Bucha’s Drone Busters

    Bucha’s Drone Busters
    Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Cannabis DNA Impact Server

    Cannabis DNA Impact Server
    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

    and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CreateRP
    Server Type Roleplay with Custom Modpack
    Features Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
    Discord Join here

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is CreateRP? CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
    What makes CreateRP unique? CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

    So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6265
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 5274
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2348 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8268 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Crops Grown: 6195
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

    But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 76 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Boom Time Minecraft SMP

    Boom Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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