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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2091 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5309 |
Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?
So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.