Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Potions Brewed: 155 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Alien Abductions: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 104 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Crops Grown: 7306
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 221 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 73
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 197994 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2010 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 179089
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Farms Harvested: 742 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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