Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 99 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9274 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Farms Harvested: 668 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Zombie Dances: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 135

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4691 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ores Mined: 9528
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6883 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Dimension Hops: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Arefy Network

    Arefy Network

    Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 198 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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