Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Astral Projections Made: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Towns Built: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Farms Harvested: 597
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8524 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 269 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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