Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 5479
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Farms Harvested: 647

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Dimension Hops: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Emeralds Found: 5597
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 171

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6702

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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