Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Astral Projections Made: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Dragons Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Potions Brewed: 130 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Villages Defended: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Star Shards Collected: 209
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Villages Defended: 18
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Animals Bred: 152
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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