Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 2942
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Star Shards Collected: 261
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magic Items Found: 1337
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dimension Hops: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6395
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Emeralds Found: 2818
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ores Mined: 7952 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2409 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 104 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4505

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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