/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP / | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9174	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PassLanePro or PassLanePilot

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Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate road trip experience!

Are you tired of arguing with your sister over driving habits? Well, on our server, you can leave all that road rage behind and embark on a virtual journey filled with adventure and fun!

Instead of honking at each other, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic roadways and highways in the Minecraft universe. No more fighting over passing lanes, just pure creativity and collaboration.

And if things get too heated, you can always take a 45-minute flight home in-game for just 250 virtual bucks. No need to deal with real-life road trip drama when you can escape to our server and have a blast!

So why drive with your sister when you can join our server and drive your way to endless fun and excitement? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Farms Harvested:	146	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BingeWatchPro Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of rewatching the same old show series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate binge-worthy experience! Imagine a world where every episode is a new adventure filled with crazy twists and turns. From building epic castles to battling mythical creatures, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times. Join us now and experience the most epic show series of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FoodFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring old food like steak and potatoes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we only serve up the most outrageous and over-the-top dishes! From diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-flavored ice cream, your taste buds will never be the same!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Explore our vast world filled with edible landscapes and discover hidden foodie treasures around every corner. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret restaurant run by a group of mischievous villagers serving up potions disguised as gourmet dishes!

So if you’re ready to ditch the same old boring food and feast on the wildest and wackiest cuisine Minecraft has to offer, then join us on our server today! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mines Excavated:	3416
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DroneCraft200: Kyiv’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got drones that can hit over 200 military targets in Russia in just one year! Like, who needs TNT when you got drones, amirite? Imagine flying over enemy bases and dropping bombs like a boss. It’s like playing real-life Call of Duty but in Minecraft. Plus, we got secret missions and hidden treasures that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Meteor Craft: Climate Chaos

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join our epic minecraft server and become the ultimate meteorologist as you battle against the elements in a world where climate change is out of control!

sail through tornadoes, dodge lightning strikes, and try not to get swept away by tsunamis as you build your own weather station and predict the next big storm.

team up with other players to create a weather-resistant base or go solo and see if you can survive the wrath of mother nature on your own.

who needs sunny days when you can have epic thunderstorms and blizzards to test your survival skills? join now and become the weather wizard of the minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dimension Hops:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

8kun & 4chan Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between 4chan and 8kun users, where memes come to life and the drama never ends.

Ever heard of the legend of the player who believed in the mythical powers of diamond armor and actually became invincible? Or the player who thought they could fly by jumping off a cliff with a chicken in hand? Yeah, those stories are nothing compared to what you’ll experience on our server.

So, if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft, then come join us and see if you can survive the insanity. Just remember, nothing is off-limits on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ready Minecraft SMP Next Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a House Blindfolded” challenge where the results are always hilarious.

We have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of fluffy warriors. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then join us on our server. Just remember, next time we will be ready for whatever craziness comes our way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BFsMessyMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, burnt Mac n cheese, and passive-aggressive cleaning requests!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players over who should clean up a mess. Will you choose to be the hero who steps in to save the day, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. You never know what drama will unfold next, making every gameplay experience a rollercoaster of emotions.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where burnt dishes and cleaning disputes reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CarrotCakeCatastrophe

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of cake choices? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic cake battles you’ve ever seen.

Imagine a world where carrot cake lovers and haters unite to fight for their favorite flavor. Will you stand with the carrot cake enthusiasts or join the rebellion against it? The choice is yours!

But beware, there’s a special event where players must bake cakes for their allergic friends in-game. Fail to do so and face the wrath of the cake gods!

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with cake drama and family feuds. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TimeTraveler in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything you want! Want to redo that embarrassing moment in high school? Done. Want to invest in Bitcoin before it blew up? Easy peasy. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Well, we can’t promise that, but you get the idea. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of time-traveling llamas who are always down for a good laugh and a wild adventure. So come join us and rewrite your history in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5318
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineCraftMyths: ChildhoodLies

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Remember when you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake. Trust us, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky Endermen. So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Caffeine Craze: Java Junkies Unite!

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you drink coffee or caffeine while playing, you have, like, a lower chance of getting sick with a bunch of diseases at the same time. It’s, like, magic coffee that protects you from the bad stuff in the game.

Join our server and drink all the coffee you want to stay healthy and kick butt in Minecraft. Plus, we have, like, a secret coffee shop where you can trade diamonds for the best brews in the game. Who knew coffee could be so powerful in a blocky world?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of caffeine-fueled adventures and stay safe from all those nasty diseases that could ruin your fun. Drink up, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Logixy Minecraft server

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We opened in 2014!All these years we have been trying, developing and actively supporting Minecraft builds!We listen to our players’ suggestions and advice. And we are ready to help if any problems arise.

We try to make all assemblies interesting, optimized and well-developed at the same time.

So we invite everyone to our cozy company! LogicWorld Team.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4228	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama trying to navigate the world of Minecraft. Don’t believe us? Just try to chat with someone and you’ll quickly realize that all they can say is “llama llama llama.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can find it. Want a diamond sword? Just ask the unicorn and it will poop one out for you. Need a flying pig as a companion? The unicorn can make it happen.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and infinite potatoes. But be warned, the Golden Potato is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to enter a world where llamas rule and unicorns grant wishes. It’s gonna be epic, llama-tastic fun! 🦙🌈🥔

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Boomer vs Gen Z Minecraft SMP

acceptable behavior, age difference, age gap, boomer, cultural perceptions, DATING, double standards, Gen, generational differences, judgment, love, Minecraft, modern relationships, older men, relationships, romance, smp, social expectations, societal attitudes, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, traditional values, younger women

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us for a wild ride where older men dating younger women is not only accepted, but encouraged! That’s right, on our server, age is just a number and love knows no bounds. Who needs a pickaxe when you can mine for romance instead?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as scandalous as a soap opera and as chaotic as a creeper explosion, then come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.