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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7445 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
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