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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4415 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
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