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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3120 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2070 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
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