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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2066 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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