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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3198 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
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