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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 641 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
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