Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	89

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ores Mined:	991	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Minecraft survival server with a friendly community, fun events, and big ideas in mind. We aim to offer a true-to-game survival experience, adding a few quality of life tweaks. We are driven to provide a friendly, engaging and fair Minecraft community. Our server is intended to be a place to chill alone or with your friends. – Community events, activities and projects – Friendly & helpful community – Active owner & mature staff team – Toggleable PVP – Gaming & Shopping District – Whitelist Only – Survival World – Extra Large Map

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Newly launched network featuring survival prison hybrid and ManHunt! Public and Private /Party modes for manhunting! 1.8 – 1.19+ Java, with crossplay support – Bedrock.TumbleweedMC.com– Survival (Prison Hybrid) – Manhunt (YouTube) – SlimeFun Survival – Kitpvp (with guns) – MCWildWest – Skyblock (coming soon)Survival world with Custom plugins plus McMMO and custom Landclaims. Prison server features such as the server mines & rankup perks.Beyond the survival gamemode, we also have an RPG gun gamemode inspired by RDR2 & GTA Online. We also have other gamemodes such as Skyblock and KitPVP in development and releasing soon! Seeya there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

You’ve been invited to join SageSMP.A friendly, 15+ PvE Minecraft Survival MP server! This server has been made so Minecraft players all over the world have to opportunity to make new friends, build together & have a safe place to come to after a long day. In the server, we offer many different custom features, such as:Level up » You can simply level up by doing everyday tasks such as mining and fishing! Crates » A reward system with (legendary) prizes for voting, playing & ranking up. Claims » You can claim your builds for maximum security. Events » Join our events & receive a lot of free items, cool nick-colours & maybe even trails! Ranks » We have both earnable and purchasable ranks with really cool perks such as /fly. Currencies » Earn feathers and crystals, sell items & become the richest player on the server. Special enchantments » Get amazing enchantments from the crates or feather shops. Art maps » Make your amazing paintings using dye; the only limitation with your creativity is your imagination!There’s so much more, but I don’t wanna make this list any longer. You can come to check them all out yourself on IP: play.sagesmp.me.The server is currently on 1.20.1, but you’re able to join from any version above 1.16! Be aware that we’re a Java server and don’t support bedrock.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3009	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!