Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Nest Pig

    Nest Pig

    Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ClikaCraft

    ClikaCraft

    Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Sloome Magic

    Sloome Magic

    This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mines Excavated: 3093

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Frontier Network

    Frontier Network

    Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 40

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CubitoLand Network

    CubitoLand Network

    We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7116 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Potions Brewed: 81 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Rentera Online

    Rentera Online

    Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 178 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Divided Earth

    Divided Earth

    Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineCommunity

    MineCommunity

    A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • EtherealCraft

    EtherealCraft

    Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MedievalCraft

    MedievalCraft

    Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Star Shards Collected: 138
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Fading Daze SMP & Events

    Fading Daze SMP & Events

    Fading Daze is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP, Creative, and Multiplayer Events server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!Java & BEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: play.fadingdaze.com BEDROCK IP: 15.235.112.4 (Port 25595)» Survival » Hardcore » Skyblock » Multiplayer EventsPatreon – https://www.patreon.com/FadingArrow Discord – https://discord.gg/bHXQMMNJ

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ThePeculiarSMP

    ThePeculiarSMP

    ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Age Of Elysian

    Age Of Elysian

    Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • EdgeGamers Organization

    EdgeGamers Organization

    The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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