Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	223
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9811	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	741

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.