Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 22 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Void Armor Forged: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FAIZ SMP

    FAIZ SMP

    FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ArborMC

    ArborMC

    Welcome to ArborMC ArborMC is a bedrock & Java Crossplay Minecraft Server so anyone can join! [​PC, mobile, console anyone literally!]

    Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PhantasyMC

    PhantasyMC

    PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 242653 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TerraMC

    TerraMC

    Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CosmicX

    CosmicX

    CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • OnePlanet

    OnePlanet

    Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • To End All Wars

    To End All Wars

    The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ForestSurvival

    ForestSurvival

    A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Emerald Earth

    Emerald Earth

    Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Builders Forge

    Builders Forge

    Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • waffle&sonne minecraft

    waffle&sonne minecraft

    waffle&sonne minecraft Server Type: Survival IP: wafflesonne.com Server Version: 1.19.2 Java (1.9+ java and the latest version can enter bedrock; tlauncher/crack/pirate can enter) About you:kucuk survival server. It revives the free economy experience with regular spawns divided into plots, shops, and currency indexed to diamonds. There is a tournament every weekend where everyone enters alone with their own items. Some Systems on the Server: claim, economy, shop, casino, tournament, arena, pvp (item drops in pvp outside the arena), getting married, regular spawn, buying and selling real estate, cheat protection, opening boxes, various rare dragons and loot, keepinventory, hard difficulty , mcMMO (skill), trade, clan, revive, 32 viewing distance, premium can be entered without registration

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PlayUHC

    PlayUHC

    UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixelmon Reforged

    Pixelmon Reforged

    Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 1960
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Underground Antics

    Underground Antics

    Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Tico Anarchy Server

    Tico Anarchy Server

    This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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