Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server – Master Realm 1.20.1! RPG World Daily Quests & Adventures Blood Moons Brewery Coin Economy Citizens Anti-Combat-Log Towny EliteMobs & Boss Events Unique World Gen Graves with Loss GSit/Lay/Crawl 18+ Marry Commands Join our thriving community for endless fun and adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6560	Magic Items Found:	3961
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!