Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9491	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	51

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	181

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.