Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

LifeLantern is a cracked server to play and 24/7 With No Lagg So JOIN NOW!! 355665555666677544&!!”4-!&4-;-55-;&5&::-&&&::

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3625	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5095

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.