Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6494
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nomercymc

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4784	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.