Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 28 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TryHardMC

    TryHardMC

    TryHardMC The #1 LifeSteal Server!

    ⋙ Voting Rewards/Vote Party ⋙ Coin Shop ⋙ PlayTime Rewards ⋙ Economy ⋙ DeathBans

    IP: play.TryHardMC.net STORE: store.TryHardMC.net

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Potato-Network

    Potato-Network

    Welcome to PotatoSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

    PotatoSMP is not just a server; it’s a vibrant community where players come together to create, explore, and embark on epic adventures! Immerse yourself in a custom 6k map, teeming with wonders and challenges.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Arch

    The Arch

    Welcome to The Arch. We’re a semi vanilla SMP with a generally mature playerbase. If you are looking for a fun group of people with long term goals, join today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineSon

    MineSon

    MineSon is a unique server with many unique enchantments, such as the Seed Planter, which allows you to plant seeds in 3×3 areas when using Shift + RMB, and the Bulldozer, which gives you a chance to break a 3x3x3 area.

    If you need more storage space, our backpacks are very roomy. Simply open the workbench, place a chest in the center and top and bottom the chest with any precious blocks to create your backpack with 2 lines (18 slots) of free space.

    The beacon on the server has been completely revamped and now it has as many as 15 effects such as plant growth booster, experience booster, spavner booster, stove booster and so on.

    Join MineSon and enjoy a unique Minecraft survival experience!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SottoSopravvivenza

    SottoSopravvivenza

    We welcome you to SottoSopravvivenza, a server that you will surely become fond of.

    Starting from the assumption that we have decided to give everyone the opportunity to play with us without any borders, using cross-play, making some of the server modes accessible both through Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.

    20 tps average and high visual rendering and many other functions, to guarantee excellent playability without decreasing performance. Our main and most updated mode is SurvivalPlus, but we also have PlotCreative with fastAsyncWorlEdit for everyone, Bedwars and some custom minigames!.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Natublock

    Natublock

    CEO and Founder: Orion Owner: segu23

    NATUBLOCK NETWORK Modality: – OP Prison (Custom) 1.8x-1.19x – Survival Custom 1.17x-1.19x

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Crops Grown: 9361

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • KitPVP US

    KitPVP US

    We are a Kit PVP server with the goal of capturing the magic of 1.7-1.8 PVP, with a modern twist that will keep you coming back!

    Our server unashamedly runs natively on Minecraft 1.8, though all versions from 1.7.10-1.20.4 are supported. The idea behind this server is to bring in all the old desirable elements of 1.7/1.8-style PVP, with a bunch of new custom tweaks to certain items to make the game more interesting. Sure, we don’t have all the new fancy blocks, mobs, and ingots, but do you really need to worry about those things when you’re fighting people on a map that is still drop-dead gorgeous?

    We plan to offer a plethora of custom minigames, and at the moment we do have a custom-made KOTH minigame which our dedicated developers and builders have worked on quite meticulously for the past few months. This server has been over a year in the making, and the quality and polish of our custom map, spawn, shop, plugins, minigames, and items will reflect that. We spent a lot of time carefully crafting what we believe will be one of the best, most interesting PVP experiences a Minecraft server will be able to offer to players.

    As a server dedicated to hardcore 1.8 style PVP, we do not have any forms of active anticheat on the server. Instead, we require the latest version of Lunar Client. This effectively stops cheaters and people using cheat-injected forms of Lunar Client before they even join the server. We do have passive anticheat alerts for staff members, but nothing that will actively impede movement or reach.

    We are also proudly a PLAY to win server, we are not pay to win. That gets quite boring and very difficult for regular players when they are up against people who can just spend $5-$20 and get access to ridiculously OP gear. Don’t get us wrong, we want to provide an incentive to people who support us, and we do give those people access to exclusive kits and other exclusive cosmetic features. However, even the highest paid rank does not get access to the best kit on the server: that kit can be obtained by simply ranking up with in-game money, not real life money!

    We know getting this this type of server, which is a dying breed these days, online with an activate playerbase will be an uphill battle. There is a huge monopoly who shall not be named that garners the majority of the Minecraft PVP community these days, and we’re really hoping to offer something unique that they just simply don’t on their massive megaplex of a server. Think of it as the real-life equivalent of supporting a small business instead of a major megacorp! We might not have the vast resources they do, but we do have a fiercely dedicated team.

    Thank you all for viewing our listing and reading this message, and we hope to see you online!- bbear (Owner/Founder of KitPVP US)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ShiningSun

    ShiningSun

    The best current Gens server, join us and accompany us on this incredible adventure that protects you together with ShiningSun!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HyFlexMC

    HyFlexMC

    Welcome to HyFlexMC, the ultimate Minecraft Survival Server where adventure meets community! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of survival, where the spirit of anti-grief reigns supreme. Our server is meticulously crafted to provide a seamless and enjoyable survival experience for players of all levels.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Emeralds Found: 7384

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SolCraftMC

    SolCraftMC

    Welcome to SolCraftMC | Norwegian Minecraft Server

    About us:

    SolCraftMC is a 90% Norwegian Minecraft server.

    We aim to create a peaceful society where you can play at your own pace and explore the world without losing what you have achieved along the way. This is a server for those who want to play a slightly different Minecraft, than what the ordinary minecraft was originally intended for. SolCraftMC takes it a step further and finds new ways to make Minecraft better.

    Our goal is for everyone to thrive and have an incredibly fun minecraft experience with the plugin functions SolCraftMC uses to date. SolCraftMC is for all ages and we want a quiet server for everyone.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PokeNova

    PokeNova

    Pokenova has released a pixelmon server! We want to provide story implementations, smp mechanics and economy listings so you will never get bored! We appreciate the help beta testing, in order for us to provide the best server possible! We are ready to listen to our players for criticisms and ideas! Join today to join our wonderful community!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SkyFactory2 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

    >> Server address: skyfactory.craftersland.net

    ░░░░░░ SkyFactory2 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Island menu and level using Ultimate SkyBlock plugin. > Challenges. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Magic Items Found: 7714 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • WaffleSky

    WaffleSky

    WaffleSky is a skyblock server that is currently in development, and i need your help! i need help with making decisions on features so i need a community to help me decide what people will like the most! I will be regularly updating people about the wellbeing of the minecraft server essentially like a dev-log. You currently can still player but it is in a beta stage!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KaapCity MC

    KaapCity MC

    Welcome to KaapCity MC, a breathtaking Minecraft Skyblock server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Skyblock is a unique and thrilling game mode, and KaapCity MC has carefully crafted the perfect environment for players to embark on their island-building adventures.

    **Rich and Engaging Gameplay:** Our server offers a feature-rich Skyblock experience that keeps you engaged for hours on end. Develop your island, gather resources, trade with other players, and complete a variety of in-game challenges. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock veteran or a newcomer to the game mode, there’s something here for everyone.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Sisyphus Faction Better Beta

    Sisyphus Faction Better Beta

    A modded Minecraft faction server for an upcoming mod pack that turns modern Minecraft into the feel and combat of 1.7.3 With a Small discord growing in size with people to talk to and a mod team who is active most of the day. So fight and win, grow in strength and size let your faction be the strongest

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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