Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Runes Activated: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MenaceMC Factions

    MenaceMC Factions

    Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Everneth

    Everneth

    Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

    We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

    We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

    It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DCGaming Network

    DCGaming Network

    dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • OceanSMP

    OceanSMP

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    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CenterState

    CenterState

    Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

    Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

    TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • StarNexus

    StarNexus

    Star Nexus ;

    StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DragonCraft Network

    DragonCraft Network

    Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • craftingtopianetwork

    craftingtopianetwork

    We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

    we are open

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PicKac

    PicKac

    Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6734 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Era Of Kings

    Era Of  Kings

    One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

    – Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlackGrind

    BlackGrind

    Its a 24/7 Biggest Grinding & PvP Server Where You Can Enjoy And Play That Contains You To Join With Any Client Like Lunar And Any Version So Join Now Many Players Will Welcome You Its Safe 100% You Can Enjoy Here! You Can Contact Me On Discord ID = deviljurassic I Have’nt Upload Video Cause I Want You To Make Video And Get Yt Rank For 1k Subs! (Server Is Chrack Supported)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 882 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FrostMC

    FrostMC

    An minecraft lifesteal server. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 164 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Tavern Survival

    Tavern Survival

    Tavern SMP is a Minecraft server, with unique features. We’re a 1.18 Survival server with a unique Proximity Chat system, where you can instantly interact with nearby players. No extra mods, or clients required! What’s with the custom resource pack you might ask? You’ll find the answer to that within the Tavern. Well, what are you waiting for? Come join us!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Prehistoric Network

    Prehistoric Network

    Prehistoric Network, a Survival-based server with custom Dinosaurs, armor, weapons, bosses, and more! Come join now for a one of a kind experience!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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