Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 182
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DanverCraft

    DanverCraft

    Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

    Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Animals Bred: 60 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Frantic Me

    Frantic Me

    Welcome to Frantic Me!

    Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

    Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

    This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

    Server Registration and Rankings

    Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

    Be sure to visit our website for more information!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Mythic Miner RPG

    Mythic Miner RPG

    Server Address mc.MythicMiner.info

    Welcome to Mythic Miner! Our world has unlimited possibilities and endless fun for all types of gamers. Players can upgrade their skills using the MCMMO stats, Earn $ through in-game jobs and Set up shops to gain profit. Some other features include: Land Claiming, SlimeFun, Upgrade-able Battle Pets, Gambling , Contests, Battle arenas, Mini games, Arcade games and much much more!!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Fortune Craft

    Fortune Craft

    Welcome to the Fortune Craft Network!

    Fortune Craft is a place where others can play together, create amazing memories and have fun all at the same time with a variety of game modes ranging from: Survival, SkyWars and Creative – the choice is truly yours!

    To emphasise our commitment to community and an active player base we even have Bedrock Support which allows both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Players to play in the exact same world, on the exact same server, at the exact same time! This includes the ability to play on your: Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, Mobile and also PC!

    The Fortune Craft Network is proudly ran by Streamer and YouTuber – PhuzzyBond. Who strives for a Family Friendly environment where players of all ages can enjoy games together at once, and our Fortune Mods goal is to maintain that and keep the experience great for all!

    We have an active community over on Discord with over 16K Members where you can stay up to date on Updates, Announcements, Server Maintenance, Creative Competitions and even chat directly from Discord to people playing at the time!When it comes to performance that is our highest priority to make sure everything runs smooth like butter, and thanks to our partnership with DedicatedMC we can do that with a secluded Dedicated Box used purely for the Network itself!

    Active updates and custom plugins make Fortune Craft a truly unique experience that differs from any Server you’ve played before, and a purely vanilla based Survival Server to mix both regular Vanilla and a slightly modded experience creates the perfect balance to make it the most enjoyable Survival Experience you’ve had thus far!

    Now what are you waiting for?… Join FortuneCraft today and delve deep into what the Network holds for you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ThePhuzz

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CTEC World

    CTEC World

    No1. Fun Fun Fun NZ Server, Survival, Start from the sea, make it to land to start your adventure. Disguise your self as anything. This survival at it best.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SkyGames

    SkyGames

    SkyGames! Your OneBlock server for all times! What do we offer? Crates Shop Auction House Warps Jobs Ranks Giveaways And more!

    Please join our server, if you think this is cool!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • survival.lilbloop.net

    survival.lilbloop.net

    DONT USE THE PORT NUMBER JOIN –> survival.lilbloop.net Welcome to [survival.lilbloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

    Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

    Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

    Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4 Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]

    Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NeoEDM

    NeoEDM

    We are a Lands Server! With custom world generation and Soon to be more! We Support a GLHF community, which we will upkeep to everyone that joins. So this means were a safe community, and will help any group that asks for help!

    We’re always there to help and constantly change stuff for the players to have fun, our drive is for players to enjoy playing and not paying!

    We Hope ya’ll will have fun on NeoEDM!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft Endless

    Minecraft Endless

    Welcome to Minecraft Endless – where survival meets commerce in Minecraft! Explore our challenging survival map filled with diverse landscapes. Need supplies? Visit our shop for essentials and rare items. Or head to the auction house for thrilling bids and rare finds. Team up with friends or brave the wilderness alone, but always stay sharp – danger awaits at every turn. Join us on Minecraft Endless for the ultimate survival experience with a twist of commerce!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 45

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SeniorMc

    SeniorMc

    Crossplay Survival! 24/7 Cracked & Free! Join the fun, build, explore! No whitelist, just play! Friendly community awaits! and get starter items & rewards! Discord: https://discord.gg/seniormc Java IP: play.seniormc.fun Bedrock IP: play.seniormc.fun | 19132 We have awesome features like: Grief prevention & anti-cheat Creative plots & minigames Regular events & giveaways Economy & player shops Come join the adventure!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Mines Excavated: 4825 Enchantments Applied: 229

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Block Piece

    Block Piece

    Join the Grand Voyage in Block Piece: The Ultimate One Piece Minecraft Server!

    Ahoy, brave adventurers! Are you ready to set sail on a journey through the vast oceans of the Minecraft world? Embark on an epic quest to discover the secrets of the Grand Line, where legends, treasures, and battles await in Block Piece!

    Battle and Conquer: Challenge fearsome pirates, Marines, and deadly creatures in thrilling combat! Hone your skills and become the strongest crew on the server. Only the bravest will prevail in this world of danger and excitement!

    Build Your Empire: Found your very own pirate base or a magnificent Marine fortress. Construct impressive structures, create farms, and establish your territory to claim dominance in the vast Minecraft world.

    Form Alliances: Forge unbreakable alliances with other pirate crews or the valiant Marines. Team up to take down legendary bosses, conquer territories, and ensure your supremacy reigns supreme!

    Compete for Glory: Participate in exciting server-wide events and competitions to earn fantastic rewards, recognition, and the admiration of fellow players.

    Are you prepared to forge your legacy in the world of Block Piece? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mines Excavated: 1475
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GokuBoxPVP Reborn

    GokuBoxPVP Reborn

    GokuBoxPVP Is A Greek/English Box PVP Server, Box PVP Means That You Grind Your Way To The Top By Opening Crates, Mining And Selling Ores And By Killing And Gathering Tokens To Upgrade Your Armor, All That Whilst Also Fighting For Your Life, Finnaly For A Little Help To New Players, Killing Players Without Armor Is NOT Allowed.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9410 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Star Shards Collected: 212

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BeeWildMC

    BeeWildMC

    1.20.1 Java SMP Survival server with Quests (one time, and daily), Jobs, MCMMO, Custom Ranks available in game, PvE, large resource world, claims, grief prevention, and more.

    Oneblock access is now available to everyone in game!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Relicium

    Relicium

    Discover Relicium, a Minecraft server where strategy, bravery and cooperation forge legends. Immerse yourself in an epic adventure in search of ancient relics, lead your alliance to glory, and shape the destiny of nations. With unique tycoon mechanics and “King of the Hill” events, Relicium offers an unmatched experience. Are you ready to make your mark in the world of Relicium? Join now and write your own story!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9491 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Concordia MC

    Concordia MC

    Key things about Concordia MC: – We are a Semi-vanilla SMP server on Java 1.20.2!! – Economy and shopping district included! (you can own your own shop as well) – Help channels are readily available in our discord. – Donator roles can be purchased OR earned through referring friends! – English language only. – Hosted in Eastern North America! No lag can be felt from Western NA, Eastern NA and Europe! – No PVP (unless both players consent) – it’s a chill place to hang with friends without any drama! – A very good Anti-Cheat plugin keeps those pesky hackers away. – Land claiming is incorporated via the Residence plugin! – Future plans include a housing district at spawn, regular fun events, minigames, competitions and fun events.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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