Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Towns Built: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LynxNetwork

    LynxNetwork

    Be sure to join LynxNetworks,

    • We boast the latest Minecraft version as well as a bunch of top features! • We have grief protection so you can be sure that everything in which you build will remain perfectly safe and in peace. • You will also come to find out that this fantastic SMP has an economy meaning that you’ll be able to purchase things in the shop and on the Auction House. • LynxNetworks also has random teleport (/wild) meaning that you wont have to travel long distances to get away from spawn. • One thing we also boast on top of all of this is our amazing staff team, with constant support your problems/questions will be fixed/answered in short amounts of time.

    Make sure to join LynxNetworks today to be apart of this fantastic community!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Mirage SMP

    Mirage SMP

    * 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 SMP *

    Welcome to 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 you should join up * WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT * -> Good staff -> Clean Discord -> High quality gameplay -> Lots of action and PvP -> End is closed -> /spawn -> Tons of Events -> Custom Items ▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁ 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 SMP ▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EmpireLand Network

    EmpireLand Network

    Nice server, well configured, very friendly and growing community!

    IP: mc.empireland.biz Bedrock: 19132

    | Store: store.empireland.biz | Discord: discord.gg/empireland | TikTok: @empireland | Instagram: empireland

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FiduServer

    FiduServer

    Welcome to FiduServer – The Epic Minecraft Universe!

    Get ready to embark on an exciting journey through a world of adventure and creativity on FiduServer, the Minecraft server that combines elements of work, economy, survival and RPG to offer you a unique and immersive experience.

    Discover a world of possibilities:

    At FiduServer you will find a vast world filled with bustling cities, mysterious dungeons and stunning landscapes. Each city has its own identity and economy, allowing you to choose between different professions and jobs to earn valuable resources. Be a skilled miner, a prosperous farmer, a cunning trader or a fearless adventurer – the choice is yours!

    Dynamic economy:

    On this server, the economy is driven by the players themselves. Trade with other adventurers, sell your resources at the market, or establish your own shop to earn fortune. Use your riches to improve your skills, acquire powerful equipment, or invest in properties that generate passive income.

    Challenging Survival:

    VIPs, /jobs /skills…

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CloudCraft Monarchy SMP

    CloudCraft Monarchy SMP

    Our server is Survival at the very base level, but with a few major changes to the way the world is split up. We have five different ‘regions’, which act very like countries. Each region would have a 5000×5000 square inside the server, and would have one monarch ruling over it. The region’s players would elect 5 ‘MPs’ (very similar to the UK government) to sit with other region’s elected players in a sort of assembly, to create server-wide decisions, such as rules.When players join the server, they will be automatically assigned / allowed to choose a starter region. They will only be allowed to build and work here. As they progress through levels, and earn more money, the players will be able to apply for passports or citizenship of other countries. They will then be allowed to build and work in the new one.The monarch of each region can be overthrown if they are killed by another player. The new player will take over and be able to drastically change the region-specific rules.Each region or country will have a specific theme, where the players work for that category to export products, perform services etc. to earn money for themselves. They could pay income tax on everything they earn to the government, which will allow the country to expand their territory into the ‘wasteland’ (the area of the server outside the 10000×10000 border of the regions), or invade other countries and declare war on them to conquer their land. The regions will be able to create embassies in other countries to provide support for stranded players, and to develop relationships between different regions.Every month, the top X members in each region will be rewarded and the country will grow stronger. There will be multiple categories for each country’s power, such as total combined player Vault balance, or percentage of blocks claimed.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LGBT Empire

    LGBT Empire

    We are LGBT Empire, a 1.19.2 survival server with an active and friendly lgbt community of staff and players! We strive to provide you with a relaxing, fun, and inclusive environment for you and your friends to play minecraft in.

    Our server features include: jobs, marriage, chat reactions, anti-griefing, mcmmo, brewery, and crates. There are also several purchasable ranks including Tall, Grande, Venti, and Trenta with varying perks.

    You can find and interact with us on the following sites — Our site: http://lgbtempire.net/ Tumblr: https://lgbtempiremc.tumblr.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lgbtempireofficial/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/LGBTEmpireMC

    We’re also on discord! Do /discord in-game to join us 🙂

    We hope to see you soon!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TimeCraft

    TimeCraft

    Faction Server on 1.14.4, Come and have fun. We have hots of plugins and changes that makes Minecraft fun to play.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NinjaMC

    NinjaMC

    NinjaMC is a German server network that offers a lag-free, exclusive and exciting gaming experience.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mineledge

    Mineledge

    Mineledge is a Minecraft server that aims to gift the player the ability to experience the game, as intended. There are no extra game mechanics and every alteration to the vanilla game is made to purely improve performance. With over hundres of unique players, we have always focused to give players freedom to do whatever they want. You can do anything, travel, explore, build and even grief. In Mineledge, the possibilities are just endless.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Forza for Minecraft

    Forza for Minecraft

    Hi everyone this is our new Cat Sever called Forza for Minecraft with mods like Immersive Vehicles, Immersive Trains, Immersive engineering, Pams Harvest craft, Cooking for blockheads and more and plugins like essentials, jobs, shop sign, world guard, core protect

    we have warps to your favorite vanilla biomes

    You will need to install the Mod-pack titled Forza for Minecraft and our ip address is 66.70.241.17:25583

    we hope to see you there

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Subur

    Subur

    An anarchy hell, with no rules or anything besides that, there are no restrictions except getting through the backdoor of the server, destruction is optionable, anything is allowed, except that ^, there will be complete hell across the server, kings, permitted, queens, permitted, anything is permitted, this is a complete purge server.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Kingdoms of Miheav

    The Kingdoms of Miheav

    Roleplay, OP Survival, Factions, Economy, Vanilla, brand new server looking for new players. Friendly family oriented community.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • EnhancedMC

    EnhancedMC

    Unique skyblock server with a ton of custom features

    – Island Upgrades – Buyable Commands – Crates – Ore Generators – Mines – Dungons – Discord – MMO – PVP

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Castle Craft

    Castle Craft

    In service since 2020, Castle Craft bridges the gap between the standard survival and adventure experience. Dedicated to creating a better vanilla experience, the server has been balanced to keep a familiar feel while offering new opportunities for players.

    Players are encouraged to explore Castle Craft’s unique Boss Arena to fight custom mobs and bosses earning them new survival-friendly loot, crate keys, pet eggs, and a ton of exp. This PvPvE arena allows players to use magic wands to help fight monsters or players with their party of choice. Store your loot in the sprawling town world hosting many feats of survival engineering. Whether you join a town hosted by our friendly community or create your own, you’re welcome to find your own path.

    How will you leave your mark? playcastlecraft.duckdns.org

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Geocivs

    Geocivs

    GeoCivs ————————————- Welcome to GeoCivs, a factions survival server with an earth map.Custom vehicle plugin, guns, ammo, portcullis and many more custom added mods to enhance your experience on our server. Build great nations, conquer your enemies or capitulate them with diplomacy and trade. Explore the world and expand your empire. Form colonies in far away lands in an earth simulation where you’re the King or Queen.Are you ready to test your will against the world? Can you build a civilization that will stand the test of time? Dynmap: http://54.39.14.45:8888 Discord: https://discord.gg/Q2vNqn

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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