Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Air Vanilla

    Air Vanilla

    Did you want to play mine and meet new friends? JAVA 1.8 a 1.20 | IP: airvanilla.online MCPE | IP: airvanilla.online Porta: 19132

    One of the largest Survival networks in Brazil, having a Vanilla Survival server and our new Oneblock with economy systems, teams, wars, etc.

    LINKS Discord: https://discord.gg/airvanilla Website/store: airvanilla.online

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 488 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CubedCraft | Free minecraft Servers | TNTWars

    CubedCraft | Free minecraft Servers | TNTWars

    CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.com

    PlayerServersAlways wanted to be able running your own server without having to spend a single penny? Well you’re in luck!On CubedCraft you have the chance to create your personal server with a range and 20 playerslots!

    In the lobby to start your adventure on your personal server use the command “/create (Name)” in the lobby!After this you can use the emerald found in your inventory to join your own server. Or either by doing “/join own”.Other players their servers can be found in the server selector in the lobby. Or “/join (server-name)” can be used.

    Plugins can be installed by using the “/control” command while on your playerserver.You can also change the settings in the control pannel. And so can you change some settings on the website found at in the “Dashboard”.

    We even have a functional console for you to enjoy on our website cubedcraft.comHere you can also find our custom made FileManager. You can find these two things at “My Server”.

    Kingdoms 1.8.+We all know what factions is lets face it.Kingdoms is somewhat different to factions seeing the features we provide on here.

    Examples of these are you having to not just protect your land and base but especially the heart of your kingdom. Otherwise known as your core.

    With the core you can do things such as managing members within your kingdom.But you can also provide upgrades to expand the kingdom with members or upgrading the health of your core.While your core is standing so are your claims. Your claims will be gone once your core is destroyed by an enemy.

    Who will you trust? Who will you slay?Start your kingdom today!

    Warzone Minigame – 1.8+Our custom minigame named Warzone is a gamemode where two teams “red” and “blue” fight eachother to the death to be the victors.The objective is to destroy all the wool of the enemy. We also have a range of kits that you are able with the coins you earn from either destroying the wool of the enemy or killing enemies in your way!Kits and maps are frequently updated and we are open for suggestions!

    TNT-Wars Minigame – 1.8+On our custom coded TNT-Wars you can build your own unique TNT-cannons. From shotguns to missles do what you are best at!Blow the enemies up to pieces so they won’t see sunlight any time soon anymore!The first team that reaches 15 kills is the winner!

    Xrun – 1.8+On our custom coded game you can race like you’ve never seen before!With our range of maps you’ll never get tired of this fun minigame!Knock eachother off to be the winner and try to get your greatest possible time!

    Information:server IP: mc.cubedcraft.comWebsite: https://cubedcraft.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GR

    Hope we see you soon!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • boxchamp

    boxchamp

    Box And Skymine, Duels, Custom Shops, Custom Ranks and nice staff, tons of dimensions and new updates everyday

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4416 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • panghuanMC

    panghuanMC

    Welcome to PangHuan (Fat Badger) SMP w/ mcMMO & Residence no ranks, no VIP, no bs Hacked client users are welcome too, QQ: 186381920

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ClearCoast – Survival with 2 rules

    ClearCoast – Survival with 2 rules

    What is this server? Well, its a minecraft server that has no resets,some rules, if you want to you can join itOnly things we made is anti-xray and an anticheat, so um yeah :)Also no chat filter.Apply here: discord.gg/6kKc2EJG2 RULES:NO GRIEFINGNO STEALING

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Potions Brewed: 140

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • StemsSMP

    StemsSMP

    welcome to StemsSMP

    be nice stream and enjoy make sure you join the discord its required

    JOIN STEMSSMP TODAY

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Desteria Community Survival

    Desteria Community Survival

    We are a Desteria Community Survival server. A place to join and have some fun and meet other people and make new friends. This server is for players of all ages. We are a crossplay server . For bedrock players use our ip and the port 8083 to join.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • VioletSMP

    VioletSMP

    Violet SMP is a Minecraft server running on version 1.20. It’s a Survival server featuring PvP, land claims, a convenient /home command, and more. Join now to begin your new adventure, and for anything else in regard to the Violet SMP server, you can join its Discord

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dimension Hops: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Alphak

    Alphak

    Blood moons :red_circle: Blood moons are special nights that occur every 14 days where mobs become extremely powerful and drop special loot. There are hordes of mobs that are spawned throughout the world which are spawned to random players on the world. The Occurrence of Bloodmoons depends on which planet you are on. Some planets do not have blood moons and some planets have more frequent blood moons.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Mine Goats

    Mine Goats

    Minecraft OP PvP Prisons Server! Rankup from A-Z to receive insane in game rewards, Prestige/Ascend for even better rewards. Custom Seasonal items with custom enchants aswell! Crates, Plots, PVP, Pickaxe Abilities, Pickaxe Custom enchants, Pickaxe Skins, Pets with abilities and many more features for you to enjoy! Version: 1.16-1.20.4 🙂

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Zombie Dances: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • McEssence.com – A simple uncluttered minecraft server, no ranks, no economy, no P2W , no crates

    McEssence.com – A simple uncluttered minecraft server, no ranks, no economy, no P2W , no crates

    IP: McEssence.com – Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

    Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

    Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands. We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , just pure multiplayer minecraft.

    Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

    Joining on JavaJoining on Bedrock

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Mitegun4Me (M4M)

    Mitegun4Me (M4M)

    M4M!! | =D | join| if you play every day when server is online you may win ONLINE rank!! This rank can be gained until 2/1/2021!!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Firecraft

    Firecraft

    Welcome to Fire Craft Network, a lifesteal server where you can experience the thrill of survival with a twist. In this server, you can steal hearts from other players to replenish your own health, or lose hearts to your enemies if you are not careful. You can also team up with your friends, build your base, and explore the custom biomes. Fire Craft Network is a server for players who love PvP and challenge. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this fiery world.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Citrus Minecraft Server

    Citrus Minecraft Server

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • No Tomorrow

    No Tomorrow

    Spigot latest: factions luckperms world edit. Come play with us. Join our discord for community support. Shared bans don’t get caught cheating or griefing.

    new server startup get in early

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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