Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Mohaborey

    Mohaborey

    ═══════◥◣◆◢◤═══════ Welcome to Mohaborey ═══════◢◤◆◥◣═══════ =============== Server Info ================= Name: Mohaborey Server IP: mohaborey.aternos.me Server Port: 47589 https://discord.gg/hJgfVpNcUd

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Friendly Craft

    Friendly Craft

    Welcome to Friendly Craft! This server is PvE and not PvP. This server is survival and it has LuckyBlocks. It is recommended if you turn on server resource/texture packs for this server. We need staff. I hope you enjoy the server and don’t forget to have fun!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Creative Anarchy, 2b2d [1.12.2 – 1.20.4] [No Resets] [No Rules] [Creative]

    Creative Anarchy, 2b2d [1.12.2 – 1.20.4] [No Resets] [No Rules] [Creative]

    ”The most creative anarchy server”join the discord! https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa

    I aim to create a vanilla creative mode Minecraft experience.

    End portal locations: -1286 886 and 968 -1497

    Offline/not working? try some other ip’s: mc.2b2d.org | 2b2d.creativeanarchy.net

    Creative Anarchy

    Updates since last year:

    – [​NEW] I now have a discord for the time being!https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa [​See player history/updates]

    – Over a 1000 people have joined 2b2d! 8/23/23

    – Updated from 1.18.2 to 1.19.4

    – Various updates to the server to make the playing experience better. (mostly stability stuff)

    – Updated Anti-Cheat (2b2t 1.12 like) (wayy looser though)

    Available Commands:

    – /help (see the important commands)

    – /gamemode survival or /gm s /gm c

    – /tpa [​playername] (Since its creative i think its fine on a server like this.)

    – /warp spawn (warps you to 0 0) (same reasons as tpa)

    – /stats (see the amount of people who joined and other stuff)

    – /playtime (see your playtime)

    – /fly (useful for survival)

    – /speed (both for walking and flying)

    – /sethome (same reason as tpa)

    – /nick (don’t know why might disable later)

    – /msg /w /r /ignore /whisper (chat messages)

    – /mail (send messages to offline players)

    – /suic*de (respawns your player)

    – /clear (clear your inventory)

    – /seen (see the last time a specific player joined this server)

    To see the TPS and Ping, look at the player list.

    About the server/history:

    back in the day my server (ssmsurvival.theworkpc.org:25565) was just a regular survival anarchy server i made for fun. i added the creative anarchy world on the 5th of may 2022.I realised people were way more interested in that so i quickly made the creative world the main world on my server. Thats when creativeanarchy.netwas also born. The survival world has since been removed. The server was very exploitable at the time, illegal items were allowed and people went litteraly crazy. crashing the server everyday. the server has sincebeen fully updated to prevent any crashing and exploiting. With the help of some amazing people. This is the only server were you can find alag free, stable Creative anarchy experience. The server map will neverreset. there is no admin interference. and will run 24/7 for years to come.

    Support

    Supported versions: [​1.12.2 to 1.20.4]

    For the quickest way to support, type this ingame.

    /mail send 2b2dBot [​Message]

    For larger questions, please refer to my email [email protected]

    Join now! 2b2d.org

    what does 2b2d stand for? Its all up to you. The server itself is called Creative Anarchy

    Spawn

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Chimeras Created: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • RetroCraft

    RetroCraft

    Welcome to the RETROCRAFT Minecraft server

    RetroCraft is a server dedicated to pure survival Minecraft (with some added bonuses). We’re brand new and completely open to developing more unique features to enhance your multiplayer Minecraft experience, so feedback is greatly appreciated. On RetroCraft you have unlimited freedom..to build, explore, and mine as much as you would like. Our staff is dedicated to the server and will always be available to help in any situation. Have fun!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • KilladizNetwork

    KilladizNetwork

    !!! JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK !!! Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND

    Java IP:KilladizNetwork.us.to:26590 Bedrock ip:KilladizNetwork.us.to Port:26590

    Killadiz Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join our welcoming community!

    Discord: http://discord.KilladizNetwork.net/

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    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Sevanial’s Playground (1.20+) | SMP [Java & Bedrock]

    Sevanial’s Playground (1.20+) | SMP [Java & Bedrock]

    Hi there. My name is Sevanial and I’d like to welcome you to come visit my server.

    This is a Survival Multiplayer Server.Some QOL things were added like a day counter, instant tree chop, veinminer, etc.

    There are also some commands:

    – /randomtp– /home– /spawn– /tpa– /workbench– /enderchest

    [ Addons ] – Anvil Restoration – Use iron to restore your anvil– DirectionHUD – A convenient hud– Dismount Entity – Get entities out of boats/minecarts– Double Doors – Both doors will open at the same time– Essential Commands – /home, /tpa, /spawn, etc.– FallingTree – Chop one wood block on a tree with an axe and the whole thing falls– Inventory Totem – Totems can activate even in your inventory– Mineral Chance – Mining gives you a small chance to get a random ore– RandomTP – Randomly Teleport anywhere in the server– Recast – Recasts your fishing rod automatically– Respawning Shulkers – Shulkers respawn at End Cities– Veinminer – Mine an entire ore vein at once

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NugCraft

    NugCraft

    Drug Economy/ Factions server! -Parkour -Most wanted mod! Jail and Cops being added atm The Server is new, but there are already a ton of secure plugins put in place to have smooth gameplay. There is a black market in spawn where you can sell the three drugs you farm(Weed, Acid, and Coke). We will be adding more drugs soon, but you are also able to sell many other items at the shop in spawn or through chat. Server name: NugCraft Server Ip: [51.81.163.239]

    Come join and possibly receive rewards! Owners: – Shower -Fourskin

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3016 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • XyroCraft

    XyroCraft

    Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

    Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

    A lot of content and frequent updates! (custom coded) Our server is started at 2015-01-14 and its been under development ever since! We focus on enjoyment of low player count, so just 2-4 players can experience the full fun of the server!

    Gamemodes:

    Castle Wars: Train and command your own AI army and battle other players AI armies! The first Real Time Strategy game in Minecraft!

    Knockout: Really addicting and fast-paced minigame, the goal is simple: knocking players off the platform.

    Mini Sky Walls: The Walls and Sky Wars spin-off. Contains the best features of both gamemodes!

    The Mining Camp: Fun grinding game, much like Prison. Go through different caves and unlock more stuff!

    Friendly Survival: 10+ dimensions, realistic water mechanics, slimefun and seasons!

    Parkour: Hard and challenging jumps, plenty of checkpoints. A couple of well-balanced parkours.

    Bomberman: Minecraft minigame based on an old arcade with the same name. Use bombs to trap and destroy your opponents.

    Govindas Survival Games: a massively-modified version of SG, with a pinch of custom loot from RPG games!

    Spleent: destroy the map with TNT and knock your opponents! A really spectacular and awesome minigame!

    Snowball: use snowballs to kill your enemies! A simplified but addicting version of CS:GO!

    1v1: duel your opponents using a massive amount of modifiers!

    Elemental Archers: a unique mode of its kind. Battle solo or in teams against other people using a range of different abilities.

    Creative World: a well-known creative world minigame with a plenty of content of ease your existence. Ranging from simple armour stand creators to custom and easy-to-use programming language!

    A lot of other awesome features await you on the server! Feel free to join now!

    Server IP: MC.LIMEWORK.NETWebsite: limework.net/

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Prison Alcatraz

    Prison Alcatraz

    Hey there!

    Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

    Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

    Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

    Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

    See you there!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Villages Defended: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Imperfect

    Imperfect

    FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

    WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

    Survival Server Better Experience

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

    MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

    “What is MC64?”

      MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

      We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

    History:

      This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

    Features:

        1.20.4 PVP / SMP  New; officially re-released 09/08/2023  Semi Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership  Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP  Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs  Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities  Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes  Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands  Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Java edition only.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • HoneyCraft

    HoneyCraft

    HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

    Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

    IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

    Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MagicWorld

    MagicWorld

    Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Divine Spears Created: 29

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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