Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Oasisverse

Roleplay

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VoiceChat Server Play.airforce

Anarchy, Bukkit, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

Airforce Anarchy is a 8-year old Minecraft server with no moderation, supporting both Java and Bedrock versions, and welcoming cracked and premium players. It features 24/7 live streaming of player activities and has a voice chat server at ip: voicechat.play.airforce.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ciphersky

Economy, Survival

Ciphersky is a 100% non pay to win Minecraft SMP server. That focuses on giving you a great SMP experience. We do not sell any items on our store that will give someone a advantage over other players. We offer a free unlimited land claiming system. Awesome custom enchants and daily, weekly & monthly log in rewards

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AyorMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Ayormc is a Minecraft network with tons of game modes for you to play and enjoy!

We don’t ruin our game modes with pay2win features like the majority of the competition.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

THIS SERVER IS ONLY BOXPVP SERVER 1.20.1 so much fun with friends with friends enjoys <3 with friends enjoys <3 enjoys <3

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ToastCraft – 1.20 – 1.20.4 Towny McMMO Survival Server

Deadchest, MCMMO, Rtp, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny, Vote, Voterewards, Votifier

ToastCraft

ToastCraft is a survival Towny server on 1.20 that uses McMMO, ChestShop, SilkSpawners, Death Chests, and more!

You can connect using Minecraft versions 1.20, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, 1.20.3, and 1.20.4.

We have multiple towns that are ready to join, a player market, an auction house, and dungeons (WIP)!

Want to get right into the action? Do /RTP and you’ll be teleported to a random location in the wilderness!

Join our Discord server to receive up-to-date information about the server! You also get notifications when new items are added to the auction house!

Join our Discord server: discord.gg/cv39S9Ff9H

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ores Mined:	6733

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HearthCraft SMP (1.20): A no-griefing, no-resets economy experience

120server, 120update, Antigrief, Auctions, Awesome, Cavesandcliffs, Chill, Claims, Community, Communitybased, Communitydiscord, Communitydriven, Communityoriented, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Economies, Economy, Events, Girefprevention, International, Laidback, Landclaiming, Levelup, MCMMO, Mypet, Nogrief, Nonpay2win, Nonwhitelist, Nop2w, Nopaytowin, Notp2w, Relaxed, Small, smp, SMPs, Survival, Survivals, Trailsandtales, Usa

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.0% pay-to-win perk system.Resource worlds (resets monthly)DynmapZero tolerance for any form of hate speech.Pet systemLevel-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy.Land ClaimingmcMMOActive and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc.Marriage plugin/wild (random teleport) commandLeaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Technical

Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in VirginiaUses PurpurBlock logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, for rare cases in which the server is clearly at fault, with InventorySaver./pl is publicNo keep-inventory but /back is enabled and drops are locked (i.e. no one can take them except you) by default.Difficulty = HardMain world is 90,000 * 90,000. All other worlds are 20,000 * 20,000.No entity culling, mob stacking, or other plugin-reliant farm limitations.

Links

Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.netRules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rulesIP: play.hearthcraft.netStatistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RoyaleAnarchy

Anarchy

Anarchy Server Information: -Version: 1.12.2 -IP: royaleanarchy.me -Dupes: FrameDupe 30% -/tpa /home /sethome /nc Discord : discord.royaleanarchy.me Web page: https://hardanarchy.craftingstore.net

Official Server Authorized By: HardAnarchy.ga Server Premium Not Premium 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoCrystal Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival

NoCrystal is an anarchy server with end crystals disabled and 1.8 pvp. The crafting dupe is currently the only dupe.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Emeralds Found:	5936	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zodiac

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Survival 1.20.1JAVA and BEDROCK MMORPG Custom with modified monsters and increased difficulty plus many new features!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ShinyCraft

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Earth

yo nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnissduhf

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

⛏️ Minecraft Country – A mostly vanilla PvE survival server. ✨

Chill, Claims, Dynamicmap, fortnite, Friendly, Griefprevention, Gui, Map, Menus, mrbeast, multiplayer, Nolag, Nopvp, Onlinemap, PvE, Relaxed, Survival, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival, Viaversion, Website

Welcome to Minecraft Country, the Ultimate Co-Op Minecraft Server! If you’re seeking a truly immersive and collaborative Minecraft experience, look no further. Our server is a haven for those who appreciate the beauty of vanilla gameplay, but enjoy tools and mechanics to make default gameplay more convenient. Dive into a PvE-only world where players can come together to craft their own unique realm.

At Minecraft Country, we uphold strict server rules to ensure a level playing field. Cheating in any form, be it through mods, hacks, or third-party software, is strictly forbidden. We foster a friendly and respectful community. To stake your claim in this virtual world, simply place a chest and follow our straightforward land-claiming instructions. Our commitment to constant improvement means that we’re always listening to our players’ feedback, with new features and mechanics added regularly.

We’ve also introduced innovative changes & additions – like player claims, changes to the day night cycle, and changes to hunger mechanics to enhance your gameplay. Additionally, at Minecraft Country, we believe in enhancing your exploration experience. Our dynamic live map, easily accessible via links on our server website or in-game with the /map chat command, provides a captivating top-down view of the world. This invaluable tool not only helps you navigate and locate points of interest but also enables you to connect with fellow players, spot mobs, and identify land claims. It’s a game-changer for those seeking to embark on epic adventures and collaborate effectively in our vibrant virtual world.

Currently, we support Java Edition exclusively, so fire up your Java client, add our server IP address, and join us in crafting the ultimate cooperative adventure. Discover the joy of pure Minecraft camaraderie at Minecraft Country, where “vanilla” is anything but ordinary.

You can find lots more information at our website. You can also find many of our links and commands in a convenient in-game GUI by using the /menu or /m command in chat.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	262
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Larteno Towny

Auctionhouse, Economy, Jobs, Jobsreborn, MCMMO, Newserver, Newworld, PvP, Survival, Towny, Townysurvival

We are a Towny Server full of fun and exciting features! – MCMMO – Jobs – Autorank – AuctionHouse. Our goal is to remain as Vanilla as possible. This means no custom enchantments or any extra items that are not a part of Vanilla Minecraft. We are not an unpolished mix of plugins, hastily slapped together. Instead, this is a survival server offering a clean experience and gameplay. (Difficulty set to Normal)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DutchKingCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Chille server met Survival, Skyblock, Minigames etc. We have been around since 2011 and we are a relaxed community. Are you looking for a PVP server? Then look further. Are you looking for a friendly server where everyone knows each other and helps each other? Then you are very welcome! play.dutchkingcraft.nl We are online 24/7 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

🐵 ChunkyMonkey 🐵 Economy Ranks 🐵 Slimefun Mods 🐵 Flytime 🐵 Anti-Grief 🐵 Custom Terrain + Mobs 🐵

Angelchest, battlepass, bedrock, Chestshop, Chestshops, Claims, Claimshovel, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Economy, Fly, Freeranks, Goditems, Homes, MCMMO, Minigames, Mythicmobs, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Quests, Ranks, Sethome, Shop, Shopgui, Silkspawners, Sit, skins, Slimefun, Slimefun4, smp, Survival, Terrain, Viaversion, Warps

🐵 ChunkyMonkey 🐵 Economy Ranks 🐵 Slimefun Mods 🐵 Flytime 🐵 Anti-Grief 🐵 Custom Terrain + Mobs 🐵 Minecraft Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!