Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Skyblock Anarchy

25inbome, 420friendly, Anarchy, Fun, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock. Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 50k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu. Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks. The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Focused Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Best SURVIVAL server in BRAZIL!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

XYZZY SlimeFun

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

XYZZY SlimeFun is a small global community based server. Our goal isn’t to be huge, we just want to be a fun close knit community of like minded players. A group of players who enjoy exploring, building and chatting. Solo bases, towns, large community projects, friends from around the world. We’ve played various modpacks in the past but decided to go with a plugin pack this time to open up the opportunity for folks who just want to use the vanilla MC client.

SlimeFun adds lots of the fun elements of mods like; machines, power generation, magic staves, altars, etc. but all while using just a normal Minecraft client. We have land claims so your buildings and resources are protected from griefing. We have a portal system throughout the server that consists of in-world portals to take you specific biomes, towns, etc. As well, all players have the ability to teleport to friends, spawn and back home at any time. We are open to everyone, no whitelist. Our Discord is https://discord.gg/5uCkvz4YAk Our server address is xyzzy.cloudns.cl

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

2b2t.es

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Spanish 2builders2tools is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es. —————————————————- 2builders2tools in Spanish is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players a vanilla survival game with PvP, an endless world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2113	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

play.minewar.fun

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineWar is a fun survival server with commands such as /sethome and /rtp which make the game funner to play. It is also very well developed. For new players, there are pieces of text around spawn to help get started on the server. Want to have some fun? Join today!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Coronacation MC | 1.20.4 | Grief Prevention | Claim Flags | Voter Ranks | Java & Bedrock

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Grief, Griefing, Landclaim, Landclaiming, Landclaims, new, Newserver, PvP, Pvpsurvival, Raidingallowed, Small, Smallserver, Survival, Voterewards

Coronacation

1.20.4 Simple Survival Server

IP – corona.cubed.pro

Bedrock IP – 192.3.27.80:26580

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Coronacation is a simple, low plugin server that includes a variety of ways to play.We include a player ran shop with physical items as the currency. There is also an Admin Shop that includes ‘[CoronaCurrency]’ which is obtained through voting! On the topic of voting, we have four voter ranks which allow you to have more set homes. Voting also has other perks likemore claim blocks and items.

Voter Ranks

[Regular] – 10 votesAccess to 2 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Vip] – 25 votesAccess to 3 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Expert] – 100 votesAccess to 5 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Mystical] – 500 votesAccess to 10 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

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We have player head and mob head drops. If you collect 30 different heads you can have a spawnerof you choice within reason.

We run our server with few rules.– No exploits– No X-Ray– No hacked clients

Common Questions –

How are bases protected?– Bases are protected with Grief Prevention.

Is there a world border?– Yes, we have a 75,000 overworld border.Resets happen every six months for the overworld, two months in the Nether andevery three months in the End.

Where is the PvP Arena?– We have a PvP Dual arena at spawn with item drops.

Can I apply for staff?– Yes! We do require you play on our server and get to know it first though, if youare interested we usually require the [Vip] voter rank or higher.

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Our staff is very active, especially when it comes to bug, glitches or an other issue regarding the server. We have a discord server that is available to any of our player and friends, this is an easy way to communicate if the staff is offline and there is an issue. Please also report all bugs to out websites forums or to the Coronacation Discord!

We hope to see everyone play and have fun!

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hardcore Anarchy

Anarchy, Deathban, Hardcore, Survival

New anarchy server with three months of uptime and over 1000 deaths/bans. Hardcore Anarchy provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. This server is not pay2win, so prepare for the elements when you spawn because there are no protected areas

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

pixelcraft

Survival

Are you looking for a professional Bulgarian minecraft server to play with your friends? Well this is the right place for you. In our server there is a residence, shop, works and many commands that you can use in the fall today and have fun, I wish you a pleasant game!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	2067
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minionsmc

Bedwars, PvP, Survival

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Velaris

Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to Velaris!

ALL GIRLS

– New All Girls Server, help us grow our family! – 16+ – Server Verification – Not strict, just be kind and mindful of others! – Must be White Listed to join

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BoldSMP

MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to BoldSMP, the Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience with Quests, MCMMO, Jobs, and More!

Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft survival server, where you’ll embark on thrilling quests, master specialized skills with MCMMO, and earn a living through a variety of rewarding jobs. Join a vibrant community led by two renowned YouTubers and experience the best that Minecraft has to offer.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft – Nostalgic Semi-Vanilla SMP | Community Focus | LGBTQIA+ Friendly

Antigrief, best, Claim, Collectibles, Community, Crates, Events, Friendly, Fun, Land, Lgbtfriendly, Lgbtqfriendly, Nogrief, PvE, Ranks, Semivanilla, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

Version 1.20.1IP: mc.swancraftmc.com

SwanCraft

In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. We will always focus on community first and will never lose our pure semi-vanilla survival roots. Our close-knit community and dedicated staff team is ready to welcome you into our family!

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IP: mc.swancraftmc.comVersion: 1.20.1Server Location: East Coast, USA

Chat Reporting: DisabledWebsite: SwanCraftDiscord: DiscordFounded: Jan 22, 2017Server Population: 15-30+ players at all timesDiscord Population: 2100+ membersMedian Staff Age: 23, ranging from 16 – 30+

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✨ Map Info ✨

Map Expanded for 1.20 on July 23Overworld: 60k x 60kNether: 20k x 20kThe End: 20k x 20k

✨ Semi-Vanilla ✨We aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane.

✨ Grief Prevention ✨Claim your land and only give access to people that you trust!

✨ Ranks ✨We have two systems of ranks: voting and donating. Our donator ranks are designed to be “Pay-to-skip” rather than P2W. This means that nearly all donator perks are available from vote ranks and higher vote ranks provide you with better perks than any donator rank.

✨ Crates ✨Use keys from voting or donating to open crates for special rewards. Collect our specially themed crate collectibles!

✨ Collectibles ✨We bring a different element to Minecraft with Collector Series. There aredozens of collector series’ on our server and more are being added every month!

✨ Community ✨We want everyone to enjoy their time on SwanCraft. We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.💖🧡💛💚💙💜 LGBTQ+ inclusive! 💜💙💚💛🧡💖

✨ Economy ✨Our economy is entirely item based. No economy plugins $$ here! Browse our several dozen player shops at /warp shops!

✨ Events ✨

Falling Crate Keys

Map Art Contests

Movie Nights

Build Contests

Art Contests

Discord Events

Special themed events

When searching for a new place to play, sometimes what a server doesn’t have is just as important as what it does.

NO TownyNO MCMMONO FactionsNO Economy PluginsNO different game modesNO DynmapNO Keep Inventory (But your death coordinates are recorded.)NO Custom EnchantsWE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OP Miners

Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to OP Miners [1.4.7 – 1.19] aka The BEST NEW Java OP Prisons server, here’s why you should join • We have so many custom items such as ranks, enchants, commands etc • We have the most friendly staff ever there to help you (but staff will NOT tolerate hacking) • We have a voting system, a crate system and avartars system to customize your looks ————————– ————————– If you hack you wil be permanately banned unless you buy an unban which is 1 unban / player. You only can buy one so be carefull. ————————– ————————– Thank you for playing on OP Miners and if you read this far, you can get a free rank by typing /franka in-game

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Steinercraft Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Based, Bedrockedition, communities, crossplay, Difficulty, Fetalfeast, HARD, PvP, Semi, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, Survival, Svensk, Svenska, Sweden, Swedish, Tokens, Vanilla, Vanillabased

Welcome to Steinercraft’s server page!We are running a survival Minecraft server. Our aim is to preserve vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as we see fit, with the exception of teleportation commands. There are no claims. Griefing, raiding and PvP is allowed. Cheating is prohibited. You can also join with Bedrock Edition using the same address. More information can be found by joining the server! 🙂

IP-Address: steinercraft.net Discord server: http://discord.me/steinercraft

Photo credits: MMB Studios

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Sleepii Tiime

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Sleepii Tiime, a cozy Minecraft server basking in the glow of the moon, where everyone is welcome, and we’re LGBTQ+ friendly. Our server is whitelist-only and exclusively for Java Edition players. Dive into our chill community, build to your heart’s content following simple rules, and chat with friends using Simple Voice Chat. Join us for some laid-back gaming and good vibes!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!