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Stereotypical Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a stereotypical mediocre person in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can get reincarnated into a world of endless possibilities and epic adventures!

Picture this: You spawn in as a potato farmer named Bob, but suddenly you get hit by a lightning bolt and BAM! You’re now a wizard with the power to summon flying pigs to do your bidding. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

> $70 in checking account Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on easy mode in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! That’s right, we have players with only $70 in their checking account and others with $70k in crypto! Can you survive and thrive in this crazy economy? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the richest player in the most absurd Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlazedMC

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9114	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything you have ever known is a lie! But don’t worry, it’s a hilarious lie that will have you laughing your blocky pants off.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds are actually made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco dancing. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your best chicken dance, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for – last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond-shaped tofu.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this topsy-turvy world where everything you thought you knew is just a big, hilarious joke.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Back Lads SMP Minecraft

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Get ready to dive into a Minecraft SMP like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic pixelated creatures you’ll ever lay your eyes on. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, though, he’s harmless… most of the time.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every Tuesday. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. Rain. From. The. Sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest pixelated adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

What is the IP for The B3 Minecraft Server?

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The B3 is a talented and dynamic band with a passion for soul, jazz, and funk music. Known for their electrifying live performances and infectious grooves, The B3 has captivated audiences around the world. Comprised of seasoned musicians with a deep appreciation for classic and contemporary sounds, The B3 brings a fresh and innovative approach to their music. With a sound that is both familiar and original, The B3 continues to push the boundaries of traditional genres and create music that is both timeless and relevant.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SCP – Site-86

Chaos Insurgency, Class-D, Facility Guards, KitPvP, Mini Games, mobile task forces, Original soundtrack, Perks, Progression System, PvP, random map generation., Roleplay, Scp, scp 049, scp 173, scp secret laboratory, scps, Site-86, Team Deathmatch

Site-86 is a team deathmatch with a twist, consisting of unique teams to play as; Class-D, Chaos Insurgency, Facility Guards, Mobile Task Forces and SCPs. Work with your team and leverage your power further to outwit your opponents.

Inspired by SCP: Secret Laboratory.

Features original soundtrack, progression system, perks (classes) and the ability to play as SCPs such as SCP-173 and SCP-049.

Random map generation coming soon.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

⚔️ MainMayhem – The best RPG server ⚔️ Minecraft server

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Are you ready to dive into exciting adventures? On our server you will find unique mobs, powerful bosses and a friendly community always ready to help!

?What awaits you?

– Unique bosses and mobs: Fight original opponents that will bring new challenges!

– Unusual equipment: Craft powerful items with unique characteristics and create your own playstyle!

– Exciting quests: Explore the world, completing interesting missions and revealing its mysteries.

– Fair balance without donation: Players have an equal chance of success, without privileges for donors!

– Frequent events: Participate in competitions and events with unique prizes and rewards!

⭐ Why choose MainMayhem?

1. Epic fights! ⚔️

2. Unique equipment! ⛏

3. Friendly community! ❤️

4. Great hosting! ⚡

5. Fun mini-games! ☀️

Become a part of our amazing world! We are waiting for you at MainMayhem.ru!⚜️

(ℹ️) – Information:

(Discord): http://discord.gg/QZ8cuUbY93

(VK): https://vk.com/mayhemminecraft

(⚕) – Auto-donate: https://mainmayhem.easydonate.ru

(IP) – IP: MainMayhem.ru

(♨️) – Version: 1.16.5

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Villages Defended:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Korean Emoji Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being left out of the emoji game just because you’re not Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome ALL Asians, not just the ones with the cool emojis. Join us and show off your building skills while also proving that emojis are for everyone, not just a select few. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret emoji dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where only the bravest players can find the elusive “🤪” emoji. Will you be the one to discover its location and claim it as your own? Join now and let the emoji madness begin! 🤣🏯🤪

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Frieren’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a chance to participate in crazy antics like hunting down rare mythical creatures, building insane rollercoasters that defy the laws of physics, and even engaging in some scandalous activities with our resident NPCs Methode and Frieren.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamond blocks and enchanted gear. And who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCraft Mayhem – Gaming Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the world with their wisdom and woolly charm.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself guards the biggest loot of them all.

3. Our server is powered by the tears of griefers, so if you ever feel like causing chaos, just know that your tears will only make us stronger.

4. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a bat or breathe underwater like a fish? We’ve got you covered.

5. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of heart to enter. Are you brave enough to pass the test?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Symbolic Sincerity Minecraft Server

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Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Thanksgiving dinners with your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast like no other! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza where you can hunt down turkeys, gather potatoes, and even fish for pumpkin pie!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been transformed into a giant turkey boss that drops epic loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden cornucopia filled with rare items and treasures.

So forget about traditional dinners and boring family conversations, come join us for a Thanksgiving celebration that will leave you stuffed with laughter and adventure!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cool Krillin Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your genetic peak and fight among the best? Look no further than our server, where we have the world’s strongest human as a player! He may have been born with weaknesses, but he ignores them and is determined to fight for a good cause. Join us for epic battles and outrageous adventures – because coolness is all about character, not just ability or skill!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1