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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6927 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.
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