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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3592 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4680 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
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