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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1711 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 1436 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6013 |
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