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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7161 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
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