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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 8554 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Farms Harvested: | 865 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 416 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!