so, like, imagine if the Federal Reserve got hacked by a group of russian dudes called Lockbit. like, they just waltzed in there with their keyboards and started messing with the money stuff. but hey, don’t worry about that, come join our Minecraft server instead! we promise we won’t hack into your virtual diamonds or anything. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and mobs. it’s like a virtual heist, but without the FBI knocking on your door. so come join us, before Lockbit decides to hack into your computer next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Towns Built: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 35

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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