> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15
Animals Bred:	57	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4071
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2025	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	121	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1622	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	183
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	226	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4458	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.